ZMACK IS BACK!!!
It's definitely been awhile. but by popular demand, I am back. 35 days to be specific. February has been a busy month. There have been many goings on this month. First and foremost, a birthday has come and gone. I turned 27 on February 27th. I guess thats supposed to be a special birthday. Being this old is a little traumatizing but I think I am cool with it. I guess I am not really old at all. They say 30 is the new 20 so I think I am good, but 5 years out of school you start evaluating what you've been up to all this time, and I guess I am still unsure to as where I am coming from and where I am going but I guess that's my M.O. I can liken my career to this point to one of those crazy automatic vacuum cleaners you see on infomercials, the ones that are robots, that sense the wall, back up and keep on going. Yeah, thats me alright.
Back to my blogging or lack there of. This month has been pretty busy, but I did get to go on a couple of dates. Two problems have gotten in my way to writing about them though. First, Blogspot.com got bought out by Google, so I now have have a GMail account which I avoided for a couple of weeks. WooHoo laptop is toast. I've reformatted numerous times but this time its a goner. It's making loud noises and not booting up. Goddamn internet porn finally got the best of it.
So I went on two dates this month. First, I went out with this redheaded chick who looked like Laura Prepon from That 70's show except shorter and squatter. I went back to that Swift place. This date was meh from the get go. She was nice but kind of shy, quiet, dork, and boring taboot. She liked science fiction and teaching the LSAT. Fun stuff. The coolest thing about her was that she went to visit Madagascar for a month. I was making my usual small talk and throwing back drinks and she nursed her pint of beer. Finally, when she was done she said she'd had enough which was good cause I felt the same way. She claimed she had a rough night drinking with firefighters the night before but I really didn't care. I did however suggest we get a taco for some reason. We walked over to San Loco, and I had one of my favorites, the fish taco :). She ordered a whole plate of enchiladas. I had the displeasure of watching her take down the whole thing. The whole date was over by midnight so I got to go out and rage til the wee hours of the morning. Turned out to be a crazy night afterall.
On to the other date, which was actually kind of fun. This was a 2nd date with the OkCupid, music chick. I decided to start off the night at one of those cheapo indian joints over on 6th St. between 1st & 2nd. In retrospect, maybe not so great an idea, and as I was releasing some toxic gas all night long but its all good now. Those places are always fun because they got the BYOB going on. We drained a magnum of some shitty wine during dinner so by the time we left we were pretty loaded. We then walked over to Irving Plaza to try to get in to what was the sold out Galactic show. After trying out luck out in the cold for 2o minutes we gave up. We did happen to bump into a couple of friends of mine. We all had a few drinks at Belmont Lounge, without getting outed that I was on an internet date. Sweet! They took off and then we bumped into someone else I know at the bar next store. This guy immediately asked how we knew each other. I said, "You know, life." To which he responded, "So you guys met on the internet." Twas pretty classic shit.
The night was young so we decided to mozy on to another spot. After making a few calls, I learned my boys, the Intersession (www.intersession.com), were jamming at the studio. This chick had mentioned she was musically inclined so I decided why not bring her up there to appreciate some good tunes. I was pretty shitfaced so I figured why not bring some random bitch I barely know up there. Within minutes, the chick was kind of talking shit, or atleast making faces from what I remember. I stepped out to go to the bathroom, and I come back and the girl and Redford were talking intensely. Apparently, while I was away she had tried to pay him a compliment but it was more like a backhanded insult. Needless to say, we had to leave shortly thereafter. I ended up going to another bar and then back to her place. I ended up passing out there. In the morning, we hooked up some but she had some stupid "3 Date" rule preventing me from getting my rocks off, so I ended up leaving with a raging boner.
Needless to say I never put forth the effort for that 3rd date. Between the bullshit she pulled insulting my best friend at his studio, and her 3rd date rule, well that its, I guess. I didn't want to invoke my "3rd Date" rights. My thoughts are as follows on the "3 Date" rule. It's stupid, especially when I want to get some but for the chick I guess its a good net to filter the guys like me who in this case are more into a hookup than a relationship (with her atleast). I don't want to sound like a complete asshole here, so I want to put this out there. If it is a girl I truly respect and like, I would wait three and more dates for the goods, because theres no reason to rush into bed when you actually enjoy those first dates with said individual, getting to know them, etc and after waiting then its that much better...
So onto the future... I would like to blog a little more often. I have two setups through family in the pipeline. On top of that, I met some chick I think I like, the way god intended (not through the internet) out the other night. I kind of dropped the ball and didn't get the digits so I will have to hold out til the next time our paths cross. And I heard some girl has a crush on me. I guess that means 27 is off to a good start...
It's definitely been awhile. but by popular demand, I am back. 35 days to be specific. February has been a busy month. There have been many goings on this month. First and foremost, a birthday has come and gone. I turned 27 on February 27th. I guess thats supposed to be a special birthday. Being this old is a little traumatizing but I think I am cool with it. I guess I am not really old at all. They say 30 is the new 20 so I think I am good, but 5 years out of school you start evaluating what you've been up to all this time, and I guess I am still unsure to as where I am coming from and where I am going but I guess that's my M.O. I can liken my career to this point to one of those crazy automatic vacuum cleaners you see on infomercials, the ones that are robots, that sense the wall, back up and keep on going. Yeah, thats me alright.
Back to my blogging or lack there of. This month has been pretty busy, but I did get to go on a couple of dates. Two problems have gotten in my way to writing about them though. First, Blogspot.com got bought out by Google, so I now have have a GMail account which I avoided for a couple of weeks. WooHoo laptop is toast. I've reformatted numerous times but this time its a goner. It's making loud noises and not booting up. Goddamn internet porn finally got the best of it.
So I went on two dates this month. First, I went out with this redheaded chick who looked like Laura Prepon from That 70's show except shorter and squatter. I went back to that Swift place. This date was meh from the get go. She was nice but kind of shy, quiet, dork, and boring taboot. She liked science fiction and teaching the LSAT. Fun stuff. The coolest thing about her was that she went to visit Madagascar for a month. I was making my usual small talk and throwing back drinks and she nursed her pint of beer. Finally, when she was done she said she'd had enough which was good cause I felt the same way. She claimed she had a rough night drinking with firefighters the night before but I really didn't care. I did however suggest we get a taco for some reason. We walked over to San Loco, and I had one of my favorites, the fish taco :). She ordered a whole plate of enchiladas. I had the displeasure of watching her take down the whole thing. The whole date was over by midnight so I got to go out and rage til the wee hours of the morning. Turned out to be a crazy night afterall.
On to the other date, which was actually kind of fun. This was a 2nd date with the OkCupid, music chick. I decided to start off the night at one of those cheapo indian joints over on 6th St. between 1st & 2nd. In retrospect, maybe not so great an idea, and as I was releasing some toxic gas all night long but its all good now. Those places are always fun because they got the BYOB going on. We drained a magnum of some shitty wine during dinner so by the time we left we were pretty loaded. We then walked over to Irving Plaza to try to get in to what was the sold out Galactic show. After trying out luck out in the cold for 2o minutes we gave up. We did happen to bump into a couple of friends of mine. We all had a few drinks at Belmont Lounge, without getting outed that I was on an internet date. Sweet! They took off and then we bumped into someone else I know at the bar next store. This guy immediately asked how we knew each other. I said, "You know, life." To which he responded, "So you guys met on the internet." Twas pretty classic shit.
The night was young so we decided to mozy on to another spot. After making a few calls, I learned my boys, the Intersession (www.intersession.com), were jamming at the studio. This chick had mentioned she was musically inclined so I decided why not bring her up there to appreciate some good tunes. I was pretty shitfaced so I figured why not bring some random bitch I barely know up there. Within minutes, the chick was kind of talking shit, or atleast making faces from what I remember. I stepped out to go to the bathroom, and I come back and the girl and Redford were talking intensely. Apparently, while I was away she had tried to pay him a compliment but it was more like a backhanded insult. Needless to say, we had to leave shortly thereafter. I ended up going to another bar and then back to her place. I ended up passing out there. In the morning, we hooked up some but she had some stupid "3 Date" rule preventing me from getting my rocks off, so I ended up leaving with a raging boner.
Needless to say I never put forth the effort for that 3rd date. Between the bullshit she pulled insulting my best friend at his studio, and her 3rd date rule, well that its, I guess. I didn't want to invoke my "3rd Date" rights. My thoughts are as follows on the "3 Date" rule. It's stupid, especially when I want to get some but for the chick I guess its a good net to filter the guys like me who in this case are more into a hookup than a relationship (with her atleast). I don't want to sound like a complete asshole here, so I want to put this out there. If it is a girl I truly respect and like, I would wait three and more dates for the goods, because theres no reason to rush into bed when you actually enjoy those first dates with said individual, getting to know them, etc and after waiting then its that much better...
So onto the future... I would like to blog a little more often. I have two setups through family in the pipeline. On top of that, I met some chick I think I like, the way god intended (not through the internet) out the other night. I kind of dropped the ball and didn't get the digits so I will have to hold out til the next time our paths cross. And I heard some girl has a crush on me. I guess that means 27 is off to a good start...
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