This weather does not make for good dating. I'm sweaty within minutes of getting out the door, and by the days end my clothes are soaked. On the upside, the women of New York City look better than ever. I am mentally preparing for this weekends festivities. Dating should be just like jobhunting which as you all know I plenty about. This is my mantra, "Keep your expectations low, and you won't get let down. Hope for the best and prepare for the worst, and always put your best foot forward." Anyways I am going on my first date in about 16 months on Thursday, so I guess thats a pretty big deal.


I think I should post my profile in here just so you can all see what the lovely ladies of JDate are reading and seeing. I'm sure you will all get a kick out of it. Here it goes...


About me:

A little bit about myself... I would define myself as a mix between the class clown and the life of the party. I grew up on long island and I graduated from an ivy league school. I am young professional who is gainfully employed. I actually just landed a new job which I love. I like going out to restaurants, seeing movies, playing cards, and a here is a secret I dont tell many people, I like musicals. don't tell anyone. In general am a pretty laid back, easy going, humble, calm collected type of guy, more silly than serious. I am dreamer but I am grounded in reality. I am in decent shape. I used to be a distance runner, and since high school I have been on and off with the regular exercise. As of recenty i'm back into it again. I love live music. I try to go out and see it whenever I can. I used to be a big phishhead up until they broke up. Well I guess I am still a huge fan but theres no band to follow anymore :( but theres plenty of other live acts out there to rock out at. I'm joker too. I love everything fun and funny. My single favorite thing to do is laugh. I am pretty adventurous. I like the outdoors and traveling, but im not the greatest at typical organized athletic sports. Big fan of extreme sports though I do not get to participate in them as often as I'd like too. I'm pretty experimental and love to try new things. I'll try anything once. I have a great family and a pack of great friends. I would have and would be nothing with out my family and friends. Theres tons more to say but ill save it for another time.


Theres a few innacuracies in there as you might imagine. I'm trying to get back into working out but we will leave that out too, and I just started a new job. I like it alot, don't know about love yet but I am sure the girls like to hear that. The secret is out. Shit. Whatever. I like musicals. I know most chicks have to dig that. Theres also a bunch of other descriptors, and few short paragraphs about ideal relationships, and first dates. I would include that too here but it's cheezy, and idealistic, when we all know a good first date is hard to come by, and a good relationship takes a whole lot of work so I'll will spare you fluff. You guys got the meat and potatoes above. Okay Lets delve into these pictures as well. First, lets examine the picture with the shades. I just look cool in that picture. It's says "smooth operator." This is far from the truth but I do look pretty cool there. The second picture is me with Spliffy, the best dog in the world. Well if you don't like dogs, you don't like anything. I think most chicks would think this picutre is totally cute. And my final picture is of me in front of the pyramids in Egypt. That says "well traveled and interesting". By this time, they are thinking I got to check this out. So that's my whole profile in a nutshell and that's what the current lineup is digging on.


There are about 2-3 chicks I am definitely going out with this weekend. And about 3 to 5 that are in the development stage. I am basically looking for chill down to earth girls that like to party too. As you all know and I pretty unique and it takes a different type of gal to get me going. So I scoured for the most interesting and the ones I had the most in common. I don't want to get to into too much detail but one I am really psyched for. She seems cool but you never know with this shit. We have the same musical tastes and she is the cutest. The second one is a serial dater. I'm like John #6 for her this week. Or on JewDate Shlomo #6. She seems really funny though and looks librarian hot. I guess her serial dating s not a big deal and it's not like she is sleeping with all of them. If I don't meet someone cool, I could see myself picking up some steam and sampling the rainbow... of jewish chicks. Thats like one band though. Brown. They all have dark hair. Not too many blondies, and a few redheads. I'll get thie rainbow on Match.com next month though. The third one just seems like a fun nice girl. And I am talking to a few random ass chicks too. Thats about all I got to say for now.


Hopefully my next post will describe a full on date in detail. Wish me luck!

Z



**Comments from Original Blog**

Brooklyn Girl said...
A serial dater huh? You make it sound like that's a bad thing, but if I'm not mistaken... you are in the same boat, Shlomo #5.

Thanks for the advice though, these dates are killer tiring. Being a serial dater is exhausting.
2:21 AM


Zachariah Chiam Zev said...
So is being a serial killer. Just kidding. I like the blog Brad, and if i was an attractive jewish girl in the city, i'd be all like, "oo brad, i like musicals too, and i party". It's good dialogue, I know, i'm gifted. By the way, I used to be on myspace until I found out that it was owned by Rupert "FoxNews" Murdoch. So i quit.
7:57 PM